More Stocking Stuffer Ideas

7 Dec

A couple of years ago I posted Stocking Stuffer Ideas for Teenage Boys because it’s kind of difficult to come up with stuff for beasts.  So, here is round two for moms who need some fresh ideas.batteries

Pack of AA and/or AAA batteries.  Always good for calculators, remote controls, etc.  There always seems to be a need.

portable charger

Portable charger so they can charge their phone during class, track meets, tournaments, band contests or whatever event – keep it inside their backpack and it needs no outlet.  These can run from $10 to $40 but sure are handy.

chewbaca

Little Itty Bitty’s from Hallmark are so cute and the variety gives you a chance to pick out their favorite character from years past.   Woody, Batman, Nemo all of Star Wars are available just to name a few.  My favorite is Chewbaca as shown.

USB drive

Fun USB so they can bring home assignments or large files if their teacher isn’t using that new fangled Google classroom yet.

pimple popper

Pimple popper – yes, it’s gross but they’re beasts.  And chances are if they like to shoot off fireworks, hunt, or play video games where any type of battle is involved, they’ll enjoy watching the release of clogged pores too.  I told you, it’s gross!

Below, I’ve featured a few mini-grooming supplies to hopefully alleviate the issues addressed in the entry: Good God in heaven!

mouthwash

Portable mouthwash, ’cause let’s face it, not every beast will brush their teeth when they should.

axe

Travel size body spray in case they run out of time to shower, but please teach them not to douse their body with this stuff… ugh.

hair and body

Combo hair/body wash for the locker room – ’cause naturally it saves time to just rub the same soap from your head to your toes. Just be grateful their washing at all.

I suppose you could do a whole toiletries locker kit too, but I’m sure it’s wishful thinking that they’d use all the items, so it may be best to just send the immediate needs and add to it if it makes sense.  Now that I think about it, my youngest hasn’t asked for any of his to be replaced since beginning of the year.  Which is why I’m also recommending this next item.

air freshner

Air fresheners – the old school rear view mirror kind for the locker.  For some reason my youngest got a really big locker and all the upperclassmen put their stink in his locker.  They have kindly told me how his locker ‘smells amazing’, and not in a good way…. so he’s getting these this year too.

And for last ditch ideas, there are always gasoline, restaurant, or movie gift cards; something related to their favorite sport or hobby and of course snack foods are always enjoyed.

Last but not least… a sweet Christmas letter from you telling them how great life is with them in it, what great things you’ve seen them do, and what you look forward to seeing for them in the coming year.  They may act uninterested by the letter, but I actually found one tucked away with other ‘special’ items in one of my beasts room the other day.  Whether they admit it or not, what beast doesn’t like to be told how great they are.

Hope this helps.  Happy shopping (or ordering online) and Merry Christmas!

 

Unintended blashphemy

1 Sep

“Dear God in heaven!”

I’m not sure what’s wrong with me but I keep saying something that I think is blasphemous.  Well actually, I do know what’s wrong with me.  I’ve been doing something really stupid all summer long and each time I do it, I react with “Dear God in heaven!”

For some idiotic reason, I keep smelling random clothes found on the floor to determine if they’re clean or not. Guess what, they never are!!!  And let me tell you something about summer, very bad things brew in the summertime and permeate quite generously from the fibers of a teenager’s clothing.   In this instance, it comes down to basic math:

Marching Band + Cross Country + Soccer² = Toxic Wash

I debated on whether to include “Summer Job” in the formula, but my eldest works at a BBQ restaurant and the smell of smoked beef is quite a nice turn compared to everything else — those clothes don’t cause me to blaspheme my Lord. Also, the aroma of BBQ smoke is generous enough to infiltrate a 10 foot radius, so I know whether it’s clean or not before I’ve entered the room.  No need to lift and sniff those clothes.    Although, they do require the use of one of those Oxy-based detergents to get 95% of the smell out.

To be fair, I should add my husband’s contribution of “Team Manager” to the formula ’cause it happens with his T-shirts too.  I mean really, after 20+ years of marriage, I totally should know better.

I had actually improved my acts of stupidity during the summer and clearly recall making a pact to myself that if it’s on the floor, I’d just deem it dirty and NOT smell it first.  But today, I was thrown off because my dog likes to snag socks and brings them to the gameroom — clean or dirty. The pair today we’re all folded up, just like a clean set newly washed.  So what do I do?  Smell them…. “Dear God in heaven!”  They weren’t clean.

I really just need to stand firm to my rule.  No more lift and sniff!!  Maybe if I stop blaspheming Him, I’ll start remembering to just wash instead of wonder.

Deut 5:11  No using the name of God, your God, in curses or silly banter; God won’t put up with the irreverent use of his name.  (The Message)

Parenting Tip: Axe spray deodorant isn’t enough.  Once the essence of your beast really develops, an antiperspirant with deodorant is required.

Not making the grade: A summer school anecdote

22 Jul

Background:  This summer our youngest beast took his first high school class just to get it out of the way and free up an elective during the school year.

Mom: “How did you do on your health test this week?”

Beast: “I got a 74.”

Mom: “A 74, that isn’t very good at all for a class that is supposed to be an easy A. This is your first high school class babe.  Grades really count starting now.  You can’t start high school with a C in a basic class!”

Beast: “No mom, it’s fine.  The teacher said that most kids got a C since this was a really hard test.”

Dad:  “We don’t care what most kids got.  Did you even study for the test?”

Beast, rolling his eyes and taking on the know-it-all tone:  “No dad!  You don’t study for an open book test.”

No.  No you don’t.

If this is any indication of his high school readiness… it’s going to be a long four years.  Pray for us, please.

Feelin’ Loved Lately

6 Feb

Trivia Crack helps me feel loved

Trivia Crack helps me feel loved

Let me preface this by saying if you’re one of those families with teenagers who still hug and kiss you, tell you everything about their day, and openly admit to wanting to spend time with you – the following list probably won’t make sense to you.

What I’m about to share is a simple list of moments, realizations and events that make me think I may still possibly have a special place in the hearts of my beasts. So here goes…  And keep in mind, the following are not regular occurrences, hence the reason they make me feel special.

Things my beasts do that make me feel loved:

  1. Respond to my text
  2. Put a napkin over their food so it doesn’t splatter all over the microwave
  3. Bring in the trashcan or recycle bin without being asked
  4. Takes out the trashcan or recycle bin without being asked
  5. Puts the toilet seat down (OK, this is rare to basically never, but a girl can dream)
  6. Shares a story from their day that is unsolicited
  7. Shares a story from their day that is solicited
  8. Responds to a question with more than a grunt
  9. Likes a pic I post on Instagram that doesn’t have his dog or self in it
  10. Invites me to load Trivia Crack so we can play against each other
  11. Opens a door for me (any door, anytime, any place – even if accidentally)
  12. Clears his place at dinner table without being asked (actually this is one thing they do well)
  13. Watches a TV show or movie with me (even if it’s about zombies, it’s still time together)
  14. Asks for help with anything

Wow.  It feels good just to type this. If you’re tempted to feel sorry for me or find me pathetic — don’t!!  Remember about 18 months ago I outsourced my emotional fulfillment and need to nurture by getting two puppies.  So if I’m having an off day, waiting for a response to my texts while scrubbing out the microwave next to an overflowing trashcan, chances are I’ve got two baby puppies at my feet waiting for me to make them feel loved too.

Leviticus 26:11-12 — I will put my dwelling place among you, and I will not abhor you.  I will walk among you and be your God, and you will be my people.

Parenting Tip:  It may not be a picture-perfect relationship. We just have to be present and available when they’re looking for us.

La La Land

18 Aug

You Are Here

You Are Here

In case you’re not familiar, the urban dictionary describes La La Land this way:

You know when you see someone and think, “wow, they’re in their own world.” Well that world is la la land.

Well, I’ve seen first-hand that La La Land does exist.  Here are a few signs that confirmed my 13-year-old beast is currently living there:

  • Finding dairy products in the pantry.
  • Finding used hair product in the pantry.
  • Finding empty used sports bottle in fridge after asking him to put it in dishwasher.
  • After informing him it was in fridge, watching him put said sports bottle in cabinet and then realize it’s not the dishwasher after I inform him it’s not the dishwasher.
  • Instead of taking kitchen trash to outdoor trashcan, he carries it to mailbox then realizes where he is and turns around to take it to backyard where we store the trashcans.
  • Watching him bring the vacuum out the front door and up the driveway before realizing it’s not the closet.

These are just a few, very recent examples.  As hormone levels and surges begin to elevate, I think La La Land will continue to have one very loyal resident.

Parenting Tip:  Use that old chalk board or white board to write out a to-do list instead of ‘nagging’ them verbally.  They get a sense of control by picking which things they do first and marking them off as they do them, and parents can see what’s been done without having to ask.

[Proverbs 17:24 A discerning person keeps wisdom in view, but a fool’s eyes wander to the ends of the earth.]

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