The Vortex

14 Feb

Missing items found

I found it.  Whatever that thing is that you lost a long time ago. I know where it is.  It is in the vortex.  And tonight, I found the vortex.

We all have the bag or basket of socks that have lost their partner years ago.  Well, they get sucked into the vortex.  Sunglasses, homework assignments, library books, gym clothes and sometimes even a pair of shoes.  If they are lost, they are in the vortex.

We learned about the existence of the vortex back in January of 2008 during a family trip to Disneyland.  The vortex is very strong there.  Daily as we tried to organize ourselves we’d discover something new had gone missing.  It wasn’t that large of a hotel room, so we realized there was a vortex present and items were just getting sucked in haphazardly.

Tonight, I found the vortex.  Please feel free to post a description of whatever it is you are missing.  I am pretty sure it is here. Apparently it is so strong, it has even sucked the clothes off the hangers.  Don’t worry,  I think we’ll be fine.

Parenting Tip:  Your child cannot be sucked into the vortex.

Hangers with no purpose

[Acts 10:28b God has shown me that I should not call anyone impure or unclean]


2 Responses to “The Vortex”

  1. Anonymous February 16, 2012 at 8:57 am #

    I would love to see a post on “Just Sign This Mom” as they fling a blank piece of paper before your eyes on the way to school! Michele

  2. Anonymous February 15, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

    Too funny!

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